Vladimir Putin stroked his dictator ego by scoring 5 soft goals in one of his rigged all-star hockey games in Sochi. Flanked by a team of Russian all-stars, including former NHL great Pavel Bure, the newly ‘re-elected’ president effortlessly slotted home score after score against a goaltender who lost his dignity and self respect a long, long time ago.
Hey, it beats the alternative of getting murdered in front of the Kremlin. Watch Putin dominate the despot version of a fantasy camp. Now this is some fake news.
Note: If we don’t post anything tomorrow it’s because we’re under the weather with Polonium poisoning.