There was nothing worse as a kid than rolling up to a game, looking across the field and seeing a kid on the other team that had a starter mustache and looked like he drove himself to the game.
There’s a kid like that terrorizing undersized youth rugby players that makes Marshawn Lynch look like he shies away from contact. The clip of the husky youth with a mean streak mercilessly bulldozing teams full of regular sized kids was posted online in 2016 – but is going viral now – and if you haven’t seen it yet it’s a symphony of pain and dominance (There aren’t any more recent clips, we looked). He seems to take a particular pleasure in driving the little Ethans into the turf like a 10-year old Earl Campbell.
Some might say this is unsafe, but when you put your kid in a rugby league you can’t be shocked when he takes a lick. Get out of the way, the train is coming through. It might be time to get this kid a helmet and shoulder pads.