‘LaVar Ball’ has been out of sight in Lithuania for the better part of the NBA season, but returned to review Lonzo’s rookie year in a return appearance to SNL’s Weekend Update.
Not surprisingly LaVar thought Lonzo killed it by averaging 50 points, 100 assists and 500 touchdowns per game. He also unveiled a new addition to the Big Baller line with the ZoTeva, a $500 version of the notoriously uncomfortable 90’s sandal whose backstrap is guaranteed to rip the skin off the back of your heel every time.
The wheels never stop turnin’.