A Canadian goose is recovering in the greater Detroit area this morning after slamming into an upper deck scoreboard during a failed getaway attempt after briefly crashing the Tigers game and stopping play.
We’re not experts or anything, but it seems like this particular bird could be a little stronger in the flying department. This is like the crash scene from Alive. Maybe it was tired from hitting the strip clubs across the border in Windsor or too many Molson XXX’s.
Don’t worry, the goose is fine, other than a bruised ego.
We’ve been informed the goose is healthy and has been released outside the ballpark. #RallyGoose
— Detroit Tigers (@tigers) May 31, 2018