The Atlanta Braves took the 7th inning stretch entertainment game to another level when they debuted ‘The Freeze,’ an Olympic level sprinter who chases down fans on a sprint around the warning track after giving them a sizable head start.
Probably the only good thing about the Braves.
The Freeze. pic.twitter.com/vHDE4pCReX
— NBC Sports Philadelphia (@NBCSPhilly) June 15, 2019
As The Freeze entertains people in the big show, the Braves’ Triple-A affiliate down the road in Gwinnett is grooming a fat knock off version named ‘The Fridge’ to dazzle fans with his obesity and high cholesterol levels, while wearing the same skin tight suit. In this version, The Fridge actually gets the head start. He waits to get blown past by the fan, then turns on the unexpected jets and hands the guy a devastating loss. The old rope a dope.
Somebody get this guy some oxygen, and 4 dogs and a beer.
— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) August 19, 2019