There are certain kinds of reprehensible sports fans that deserve to be called out publicly, chief among them is “Guy who takes foul balls from little kids.”
This abhorrent species reared his ugly head again last night during a Rangers spring training game, when a young kid struggled for a foul ball that sat tantalizingly out of his reach on the mezzanine.
That’s when “that guy” swung into action.
He easily jumped over a railing and got the ball, but instead of giving it to the kid, like a decent human being, he scurried off with a lifetime souvenir reminder of what a gigantic piece of garbage he is.
Nice job, dude, you’re 30 something and collecting baseballs is your thing. Tell everyone about it when you’re loading up your delivery bag with hot and delicious pizzas.
Don’t be that guy. Don’t EVER be that guy. Brutal…. pic.twitter.com/gsg1tmhUqZ
— CJ Nitkowski (@CJNitkowski) March 18, 2017