Every bald man with a hairpiece knows that at any second, the jig could be up. A stiff gust of wind, you’re done like Richard in Tommy Boy.
One follically challenged high school basketball ref in Kentucky was thrust into his own personal bald nightmare when he was hit right in the wig with an errant outlet pass during the game, and was left to pick up the dead muskrat off the floor, as the bench of full of high school kids almost needed CPR from laughing so hard.
You feel bad for the ref, but he should have got his rug from Morrie’s.