May in the U.S. means it’s time for the NBA Playoffs, but in Russia May is month for the slapping championships.
The Russian slapping Championship is exactly what it sounds like, a bunch of Russians squaring up and slapping the hell out of each other. It’s held at a bodybuilding expo, so all the contestants are obviously total meatheads.
It’s not clear what the winner gets, other than a month in the concussion protocol. There are no real winners here.