In the Zaxby’s Heart of Dallas Bowl last night, North Texas running back Jeffrey Wilson gave a new definition to the viral highlight, mostly thanks to a stomach virus. Wilson didn’t make a “sick” play, he just got sick on the field.
With North Texas trailing Army 24-14 in the second quarter, Wilson lined up as the single offset back in the shotgun and briefly turned the game into the pie eating contest from Stand By Me, when he projectile vomited through his facemask onto the field.
The Wilson puke show distracted his quarterback so much that the shotgun snap rocketed past him for a loss. Give Wilson credit, he stayed in the game despite losing his NCAA approved breakfast of a bagel without cream cheese.
North Texas lost the game 38-31. Ironically, most people who watched the entire game also ended up vomiting uncontrollably because of the quality of play.