Mascot races have become a fixture at Major League Baseball, and this year they’re starting to look more like Wrestlemania. First, the Easter Bunny nearly decapitated Teddy Roosevelt like Ronnie Lott headhunting a receiver on a crossing route.
Last night the mascots for in-state rivals Cleveland and Cincinnati briefly teamed up to carry out an assault on a ketchup bottle.
Slider and Gapper double clotheslined Ketchup, and you can almost picture the poor human inside the costume writhing in real, excruciating pain.
Here’s the mascot on mascot crime:
— Slider (@SliderTheMascot) May 25, 2017