Based on his appearance, you would think Conan O’Brien would be an awful soccer player. He’s a lot worse than that.
O’Brien recently took to the streets of Mexico City to play some pick up soccer in the barrio with some of the gente. He showed up in a sweet pair of 1970’s girls JV basketball shorts and white shoes. His lack of coordination was only exceeded by his severe lack of conditioning and pasty whiteness.
With his team seemingly doomed, Conan brought in the ringer, Mexican national team striker Giovani Dos Santos. Needless to say, that helped turn things around quickly.
Alas, South of the border diplomacy by a tall, red-haired white TV celebrity. Cool scene en ole Mejico.