“When you think of toilet paper, think of Butt!!”
Former Michigan tight end Jake Butt is parlaying his last name into some cushy off-field endorsements. Butt is probably a second or third round NFL Draft pick, but for Charmin toilet paper, he’s the clear #1 overall pick.
To cement the deal, they dropped off a dump truck load of TP to the Butt residence.
A statement from Charmin toilet paper company is excited to work hand in hand with Butt for the foreseeable future.