Tom Brady’s health regimen is the stuff of legends. Avocado ice cream, regenerative pajamas, micro-purified reverse osmosis water. While most people are under the impression that Brady wants to play into his 40’s, a new video from inside “TB12 Headquarters” reveals that may just be the tip of the iceberg.
The spoof video shows Brady in the emergency “Curse” meeting with his TB12 team while encased in the “TB12 Performance Safety Bubble”, designed to make him “Madden Curse” proof.
Brady is pissed about being stuck in a bubble, which is ruining his life, but states his intention to play until he’s 75 years old while giving a barn burner of a motivational speech to staff.
“If I’m going to play until I’m 75, it’s because I’m going to fight and die for my right to play this game.”
Brady eventually storms out of the meeting after a second proposal is made for him to live inside a bubble dome enclosure, with occasional visitation by his wife and kids.
How is Tom Brady’s comedic timing this good?