Tom Brady has officially gone into True Detective mode this offseason in an effort to find his missing Super Bowl jersey. He’s determined to make the thief cough up his jersey like a Falcons fourth quarter lead.
Brady is not willing to stand idly by with his game-worn Super Bowl jersey still missing, he’s a man of action. He went into detective mode and posted a “Suspect Board” on his Facebook page that included the always shady looking Julian Edelman, Lady Gaga, and his own creepy court room sketch from the Deflategate trial.
Brady still hasn’t figured out the identity of the Super Bowl jersey Kaiser Soze, but he’s got the entire off season to figure it out.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Tom Brady his Super Bowl jersey was safe. And like that… it was gone.