It goes without saying that most activities are better with a few cold beers. Distance running isn’t usually the first one that comes to mind.
One drunken distance runner decided to shotgun a beer after each mile of a recent half marathon in one of the most impressive displays of drinking endurance ever witnessed.
For those that aren’t strong with the math, a half marathon is 13.1 miles, so that means he pounded a 12 pack, plus one.
After the race, when asked for his thoughts on the accomplishment, the buzzed marathoner slurred, “Are you looking at me, jerk?! You don’t love me.”